RIDDLES












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During what month do people sleep the least? February, it's


the shortest month after all.



                          "What" riddles

What asks and never answers? An owl

What comes down but never goes up? Rain

What kind of storm is always in a rush (in a hurry)? A hurry cain. (hurrycane)
like a shot, like grease lightning,
rush about / around; I'm not going to rush things; I rushed my lunch; I hate being rushed; don't rush me!; to rush to conclusions; don't rush off / away!. 2. n. a hurry. I'm in a dreadful rush.(prisa; urgencia). rush hour

1. What's more amazing than a talking dog? A spelling bee. (or spelling contest: concurso, certamen de ortografía, deletreo)

 
 
as busy as a bee, he thinks he's the bee's knees, The regional bee in Sacramento (contest, concurso)
2. What is even smarter than a talking bird?

"Which is" riddles

Which is faster: Hot or Cold?. Hot, 'cause you can catch a cold!
 
 


                                                "What is it" riddles








A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it? Suicide / Coup d'etat.


                               What am I? riddles

I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I? A candle.

If you speak my name, I vanish. What am I? Silence.

You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?  A telephone.

               "What do you call" riddles

What do you call a dog with no legs?
1. You don't call it, it won't come anyway.
2. Doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come to you.
    
What do you call a penisless person? A girl! Lol
Someone who is penniless has hardly any money at all.  

What do you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.

What do you fill with empty hands? Gloves.
              

What has 4 eyes but can’t see? Mississippi, visibility.

What two things can you never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner!

What travels around the world but stays in one spot? A stamp


What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short
What word in the English language uses all five vowels plus Y in alphabetical order and uses each one only once? facetiously.[fuh-see-shuh s] /fəˈsiːʃəs/
 
* Synonyms: amusing; humorous.

Can be confused with: factious, factitious, fictional, fictitious.

* I was speaking facetiously, of course.  - Sí, de manera figurada claro.
* My dad facetiously says, "We wanted to save the world, and instead we just got rich."

Mi papá dice burlonamente, "Queríamos salvar al mundo, y en lugar de eso nos hicimos ricos."
Related forms: facetiously (adv), facetiousness (noun), nonfacetious (adj) 
nonfacetiously (adv), nonfacetiousness, noun
1. characterized by levity of attitude and love of joking; lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous: a facetious person.

2. Jocular or amusing, esp at inappropriate times; not meant to be taken seriously or literally: facetious remarks

What is the definition of eternity? Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

"Why" riddles

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

Why can't you starve in the desert? (Yay you got it), because of all the sand which is there!!
 
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
n. a person or animal that runs away.
adj.(as a modifier): a runaway wedding, (occurring as a result of the act of eloping), a runaway horse. 2. easily won (race, victory)

Why did the students eat their homework?. Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? 'Cause he didn't have the guts!
fortitude (fortaleza de animo) and determination; "he didn't have the guts to try it". Agallas, vísceras.
fortitude (strength of mind that enables one to endure adversity with courage)
guts Slang Courage; fortitude: It takes guts to be a rock climber.
2. Arousing or involving basic emotions; visceral: "Conservationism is a gut issue in the West"
3. a gut feeling (a personal, intuitive feeling or response. I have a gut feeling that something bad is going to happen. My gut reaction is that we should hire Susan for the job.
Synonyms: a hunch 1. An intuitive feeling or a premonition: He had a hunch that he would lose.
 
Why didn't the skeleton dance?. Because he had no body to dance with!

Why doesn't Dracula have friends? 'Cause he's a pain in the neck!


Why was Cinderella thrown out of the basketball team? Because she ran away from the ball. 


Why was the ketchup last in the race?. It couldn't ketch-up!          


 

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